Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn.
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A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!
Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !
I got it from my daddy? PSY How do you like my Pun? PSY-ber Monday lol
What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !
Knock knock Help
stupid knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you can yodel
Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun
I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him.
Knock Knock. Who's there? It's me Mario!
Q: Knock knock. A: Who's there? Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, "Control freak who?"
knock knock its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpg
For those with kids who love Frozen..... Knock Knock. Whose there? You. You who? You Who, big summer blowout! (Norwegian accent)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To see its smelly friend Knock knock Whos there Chicken!
A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-
To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe
What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun
Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !
Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !
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