Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
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My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
"Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera."
Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now.
Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.
My mom told me to go to my happy place so I pulled out my phone and went to Reddit.
So i was taking a picture of you and your mom and i had to ask your mom to step aside Because I only have 5GB space left on my phone.
*goes to bathroom *takes out phone *opens Twitter *finishes *pulls pants up *flushes *forgets to poop
Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up.
Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep
I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high.
The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things.
I used balloons to propose to a girl I met on the internet... I then saw her face for the first time and had to pop the question.
My Dad always said never use any shortcuts. Probably why it takes him so fucking long to do anything on the computer
Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?
she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street
The squiggly red lines in Word documents are your computer's allergic reaction to dumb.
Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Didn't know true sadness until I accidentally pressed a button on my iPhone camera and saw my face from 2 inches away.
What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems? By sending them executables.
For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs.
Would you get your phone if you dropped it in a toilet? 1996: eww that's gross 2016: head first without thinking
Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: "Fav Law of Thermodynamics?" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?
I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!