Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !
Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot.
Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks.
Knock Knock Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other.
Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !
Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit....
A tap, tap, tapping at my door Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Control freak. *Contro-* (interrupting) Now you say, "Control freak who?"
The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !
Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*
Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize.
A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)
There once was a girl named Sally with no arms.. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !
This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night.
knock knock "Who's there?" "KGB." "KGB wh--" [slap recipient of the joke] "Vee vill ask za questions!"
I have a "Knock Knock" joke but you have to start it off.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!