Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme.
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If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene
Why did the plane crash? Becuase the pilot was a loaf of bread. Originated from http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jq58i/iama_request_popsicle_stick_joke_writer/
What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!
What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!
Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those "plane clothes cops."
What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane? A pilot; what else would you call him? You racist prick!
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!
Pilot: "What does this button do?" *intercom turns on* Pilot: "Doesn't do anything. Not sure what any of these buttons do."
In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups.
Knock Knock Knock knock "Who's there?" "The pilot, let me in" Too soon?
What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say? Allahu akbar
What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you fuckin racist.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate.
What do you call a black person that flies a plane? ...A pilot you racist piece of shit.
My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth.
The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating
Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land? Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker.
What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!
Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot.
If Jesus was hangin out at the WTC in the 21st century.. Would he have been killed by Pontius Pilot?
What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!
[boarding plane with really old pilot] "think his heart will hold out? lol" attendent: excuse me, sir? "depart out, what time do we leave?"