Read out loud for full affect * "Knock knock" * "Who's there" * "I eat mop" * "I eat mop who" * *que laughter Gets em every time
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Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!
Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. "who's there?" 9/11 "9/11 who?" Wow.. And you said you would never forget.
Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!
Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do
Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !
Knock knock Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say "Control Freak who?"
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
Knock knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? *Seen*
Armless Alice Q. Why did Alice fall off the swing? A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock? *who's there?* A. Not Alice...
Knock Knock "Who's there?" "A police officer." "A police officer who?" "A police officer who just shot your dog, now open up if you don't want to end up like him!"
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !
Knock knock... Who's there? Go fuck yourself.
Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !