In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
Donald Trump Running For President
You can bet that the Street will vote for Hillary Vuitton . . . . . . they know she's in the bag !
Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.
The saddest joke you've ever heard. President Trump
How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery.
I can't find a reason to vote for the (D) or (R) candidate for President, and now Libertarian Gary Johnson's campaign slogan, 'Feel the Johnson' just rubs me the wrong way.
It'd be fun to watch screaming monkeys throw poop at each other today, but it's too cold in DC for the zoo. And Congress is out of session.
Want to know how to stop the "Not My President" Riots? Play the National Anthem and they'll all kneel.
If you fail to take over a government... You've really screwed the [putsch.](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/putsch?s=ts)
My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place.
Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN.
Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black
Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long.
vote up if when you switch on light in a dack room and it shines, where does the dackness go to?
In Britain you can make a bet on anything, and some canny punters bet on the result of the Brexit vote being `Leave'. Unfortunately, they had to accept their winnings in pounds.
On the fifth day to election, the public gave to me... Five Gallup polls Four awful choices Three Trump Steaks Two more WikiLeaks And a cache of Clinton emails!
Trump's campaign promises That's it
Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party.
Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!
apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say.
What was the General's answer... to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? "Tanks, Obama."