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I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that

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Knock knock. The game.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !

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So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !

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Knock knock...(from my 6 year old) Who's there? "Little girl". Little girl, who? "Little girl who can't reach the door knob".

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?[x-post from /r/punny ] Because you can't end on a prep position.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so old she invented knock knock jokes

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? Obesity is not a joke it's a wake-up call.

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I thought one of the ten word-play jokes my dad told would make me laugh, but... no pun in ten did.

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What do you call a second-place winner at a pun competition? a punner-up.

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Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!

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I entered a pun contest... ...on the radio last week. I won.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot.

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Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks.

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Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?

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Knock Knock Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !

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Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit....

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