"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
animals jokes
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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America.
Where do you find a one legged cow? Where ever you left it.
What do you get when you cross a Chicken with Peanut Butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth
What did the bartender say to the horse? bartender: Why the long face? Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.
I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal... It really was a waste of time. (Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)
Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat.
TECH TIP: to prolong your iPhone's battery life, keep it surrounded by a small Druidic altar of oak leaves and blanched chicken bones #tech
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
What's Hitler's favorite aquatic animal? A dolphin
i dont give a frick about your car's horse power i want to know about its other powers lets start with duck power
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white.
That certain unfocusing of the ear that allows you to understand what Donald Duck is saying is also what allows you to understand poetry
So I was going down on this chic... So I was going down on this chic the other night, when I tasted horse semen, so I stopped and said, "Really Gran? That's how you died?"
What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!
What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer.
I bought a female horse around 10pm What a night mare
Cow joke. Maybe sex for a cow aint great since the bull dick is jerky.
Why did Jesus cross the road? Somebody nailed him to a chicken.
Guy walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm... "Honey. This is the pig I've been fucking for the last ten years." "That's not a pig, it's a duck!" "I was talking to the duck."
A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu.
Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, "Do you deliver?" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, "Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."
Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion.