*judge bangs gavel* Ok let's reconvene after a quick 20 min recess *immediately knocks over defense attorney to get to the slide first*
school jokes
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What did the terrorist say as he walked into a classroom with a clock strapped to his chest? Allahu Clockbar!
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again.
ME: I need to pee really bad TEACHER: can you hold it? ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid
Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?
I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today. I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled; "HEY, THATS A SALT!"
People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
What did Professor X said when Cyclops whipped out his penis? "Keep it in your Jeans"
I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop
Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: i just said, no stupid questions Me: *lowers hand*
The biggest profit I made from going to was college was Selling my t9 calculator
My heart goes out to all the parents who are about to see how much weight their kids have gained at college during the Thanksgiving break.
My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now.
When the professor starts off the semester asking "Why are you here?" So I can get a job.
My history teacher found a tampon He's still trying to figure out what period it's from.
When I was in the first grade my teacher could remember my name Which really hurt since I was home-schooled
Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro.
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything We called him 9/12
Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive.
Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay.
My teacher called me into her office today. She totally wants my D To go up to a C.