Teacher: If a chicken give you meat, a pig give you bacon, what does a fat cow give you? Student: HOMEWORK!
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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie? Professor +
You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse? I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play.
ROBOT: You cannot defeat us ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard? ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam...
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
Kids, make sure you learn how to use a protractor in case one day you're a teacher & have to show kids how to use a protractor.
Every kid dreads accidentally calling their teacher "mom" but from personal experience, doing it in a rap battle is worse
How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree? If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
Give that Man a Fish I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offing himself because he couldn't get into a good fishing college.
Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: He couldn't control his pupils.
College spelled backwards is "egelloc"... ...which makes no sense just like everything i've learnt in college
I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.
What do you call a math teacher who's really into BDSM? A denominatrix.
I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm... I said," I like my logarithms like my women, all natural".
A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**
When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying
In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill.
Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says "Welcome to English 101". The student panicks. "What's wrong?" asks the Professor. "I missed the first 4 English classes".
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems.
What do cats major in college? String theory!!
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor.