What's the alien version of Facebook? Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
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How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
How do you stop an alien invasion? You build a wall.
If you don't pretend you're in a spaceship every time you walk through some automatic doors, you're too mature for me
I was once addicted to time travel But that's all in the past now
Alien: We've returned, show us what you built with our technology Egyptians: ... Aliens: ... Egyptians: ok don't be mad
[I time travel and bring back Shakespeare] SHAKESPEARE: What's this? ME: That's a meme SHAKESPEARE: What the hell is wrong with you people
I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships... He said "Yes if it's on autopilot"
What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them
For my birthday I'm going somewhere with no internet access. Pretty sure this will involve time travel and possibly dinosaurs.
What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator
Time travel I was gonna do a joke about time travel... but no one liked it.
Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles
What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk? Take me to your leader!
ISIS released a new video today In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7
Told ya I can time travel!
Time travel jokes never get old.
The Samsung Galaxy S7 walks into a bar... But it isn't waterproof so it breaks.
The Force can make you lift a spaceship out of the swamp, but proper sentence structure teaching, it can not.
It's rude to ask probing questions . . . doubly so to alien abductees.
Pam: You blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg! Little Miss...uhh... Archer: R2-"Double-D"-2?
My ship has sailed, now I am waiting for the UFO.
Trump Alien Joke Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S.
What is E.T. short for? So he can fit into his spaceship.