construction worker jokes

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to an old man, who looks pretty sad. He asks him what’s wrong. The old man replies: “See this pub? I crafted these bricks in my own kiln, laid the foundations and built the whole thing myself! But do they call me Alan the Bricklayer? No!” He points out of the window. “See that fence? I chopped down the trees, hammered the nails and put the whole thing together. But do they call me Alan the Fence Builder? No!” Then he says, “See that beer you’re drinking? I brewed it myself, using my own special recipe that has been handed down through my family for generations. But do they call me Alan the Beer Brewer? No!” He slammed his fist on the bar and sighed. “But you make love to a sheep one time...”

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker? 30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Just overheard a construction worker in NYC very angrily say "there's no way to make brown rice taste good by itself."

Last night, a cop pulled me over. "Out of the car!" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn.

I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary.

How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator

Did you hear about the construction worker that got arrested? He was handling his wood in public.

Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

Construction worker not wearing his safety gear [NSFW]

A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks He got hammered.

4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: "is the YMCA closed?"

"I made bank today." - Inarticulate Construction Worker

A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?

How can you tell if someone is a construction worker or a chemist The way they pronounce unionised

If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry.

A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox. Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits.

A construction worker comes home from work. He tells his wife, "Honey, I cut off my finger today." She replies, "The whole finger!?" He says, "No, the one right next to it."

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet? Because he didn't drywall.