technology jokes

I got a new computer yesterday All it does is sing. I think it was a dell

My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz.

Internet explorer... The best browser for downloading a new browser

My kid just randomly recited my wife's cell phone number that we had no idea he knew. Now we're getting fitted for suits and hitting Vegas.

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your mum.

My phone never asks me to put my husband down.

Internet Explorer says I must have cookies turned on. I've licked them seductively what more can I do?

An app that makes your phone ring whenever someone asks "so what's next for you"

I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold.

Joint Facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet.

Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed with the new iPhone, that he died.

I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet.

It's hard to do stuff because, you know, internet.

the Facebook app for iPhone

My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)

I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys "talking on a phone?"

If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately

I painted my computer black so it would run faster Now it doesn't work. Edit: Should I have tagged this with something? New to posting here

1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your "Real World Money"?

What did all the creepy people do before the Internet?

I was redditing while on the toilet when... I almost dropped my phone..... literally scared the shit out of me

Just phished Forest Gump's Facebook password, it's: 1Forest1

You mean "apps" isn't short for "appetizers"? Why did I buy this smart phone if it can't download nachos?

What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345