weather jokes

The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil.

[11am] Me: oh look, it's sunny out. Me: I should go running. Me: or swimming! Me: these Doritos are delicious.

When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls

Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.

What can save Russian Bear Snow den.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints.

I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take.

Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow Balls

Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.

Remember, when you're driving in the snow, it's important to speed up and go as fast as you can so you don't get stuck.

If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans.

What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen

One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, "Hail, Hitler!"

Every thousand years the long rain comes... And with it come the wet walkers...

Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!

Why don't mountains get cold? They wear snow caps. *cringe* ^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line.

BEST JOKE EVER Just a corny joke I though off. Hope it brings a smile to your day (: Why was Justin Biber in Frozen? Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? A bomb in a bull snowman.

This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween. Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane.

Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? You didn't? It was breaking canoes.