Why did the skeleton knew that it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, Idiot (Wow didnt see that coming did you *wink*)
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Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"
What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK
How come arabs are not circumcised? So they have some place to keep their gum safe during a sand storm.
2 Canadians are walking through the snow... The first one sees a boot in a nearby snowbank and says: "Look, a boot" The second one replies: "About what?"
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!
What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear
To bad this upcoming storm isn't called Harry Because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv
You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!!!!
My mom asked if my kids are driving me to drink with the snow days. Told her I've been drinking at home, stupid kids can't reach the pedals.
Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Its white and on their land.
When I was a kid, I liked to lay face down in the snow with a boner and make "snow girlfriends."
Did you hear about that new supervillain, The Weather Man? I hear he's taking the world by storm
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel...
Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry.
Why does the Indian chief hate snow? It's White and all over his land.
You are like snow. White. Pretty to look at. I used to like to play with you but now I'll pay someone to get rid of you.
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? (FIXED) He's black, it shouldn't be that hard.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel!