pun jokes

Best pun ...EVER Unfortunately I didn't go to the Gym today but the cashiers name at McDonald's was Jim .... So same thing, right??

You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

I just bough t a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and *puts on sunglasses* Look cool.

Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?

I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery? Thanks!

Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest? He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun in ten did.

I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction. It's a soar subject.

Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local papers pun competition.. He sent in ten different puns in hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke he couldn't bear to stand it.

A teacher challenged 10 of her students to come with a pun each, the whole class would get no homework if one of them made her laugh. But no pun in 10 did.

My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!

A band player accidentally broke his instrument. He got in a lot of treble. Edit:That pun didn't end on a good note.

[i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY

I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did.

So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I was gonna make an Indian Pun But I got Naan

I kept telling a pun to the passersby during a marathon It was a running joke.

I sent ten puns into a contest to see if one could win. No pun in ten did.

You want to hear a paper pun? It's tearable.

I asked my doctor if there were any jokes in my body. No pun in tendon.

You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water Well Water; Uganda Due

I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice

Punny Jokes Penicillin is worth its weight in mold.

[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)