What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
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Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly
Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
What do you call a wanderin' nun? A Roamin' Catholic
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus
What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble? A woe boat.
Why did the plumber cry? His family died.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
What do you call a whale with erectile dysfunction? Mopey Dick.
What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone
What do you call soap for your ass-hole? Shampooder.
What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito? You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards
What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold.
What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew
What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison? A small medium at large!
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!
How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other? Make a mixed tape.
Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives? It takes four years to get an election.
what do you call a fraction where the numerator is bigger than the denominator?(dirty joke) missionary position.
What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup
How do you pick up a jewish girl... With a dust pan.
Why did the string theorist return his vacuum cleaner It was only the standard model