What do you call a spy who is into BDSM? James Bondage.
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How do you get the water in a watermelon? Plant it in the spring.
What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel? Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny.
How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably one but you can't generalise.
What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug? Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.
What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't.
How do you calm down a grammar Nazi? There they're their...
Why did the captain execute the pastry chef? Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies? I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of Absinthe.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no ideer.
Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak.
What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns? An *and*chestra.
What do you call it when your Stepmother poops? A Step-Stool
What do you call a demon that lives in your butt? An ass-soul
What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting
What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation
What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*
What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome.
What do you call it when you say "please" and "thank you" during sex? common Coitusy
What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black.