back to school jokes

I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside.

Penis Sizes A black kid comes home from his first day of school and says, "Momma, I have the biggest penis in the 3rd grade! Is it because I'm black?" The mom says, "No, nigga'! It's because your 17!"

Why was the high schooler in the gun store? There was a back to school sale.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Meant to tell my daughter "Good night, I love you," but it came out as "Thank god you go back to school on Tuesday because this is bullshit"