back to school jokes

The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course

Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school? Bye Son (Bison)

My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..

As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison

Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior I said "Right back at you Grandma"

my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt

I need shocking, offensive, and disgusting jokes. I'm going back to school in a few days, so I need some fucked up jokes. Reddit Community give me your best.

What did the buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? He waves and says Bi son

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison.

Me: How was your first day of school? 5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back?

Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.

The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language. The rest, as they say, was History.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school? because they can't spell "read it".

Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed.

Q: Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: "That's crazy talk."

Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads

Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field.

I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

"If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience." Back to school for you My friend!