Tower: Shamu two-two please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok let's see... I think Tuesday would be nice...
pilot jokes
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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists.
What do you call a black person that flys an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard
Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot.
What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? A pilot, you fucking racist.
What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning.
They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called "Aryan vs Predator"
This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
what do you call a black man that flies an airplane? a pilot you racist fuck
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!
A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,"are you going to rotate clockwise?" The pilot says,"yaw"
What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck.
What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you f'n racist!!
The Germanwings plane was a lot like a small flame used as an ignition source You know, 'cause it was a pilot light
What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course.
From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.
What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist.
Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season.
Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. The plane's going down. Look, stop screaming, that's not going to make me a better pilot
Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist
What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? "Aw man, that's a drag."
Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot
Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
A riddle or a joke? You are at a party with over 100 people, how can you tell which one is a pilot? He'll tell you.