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I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !

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*knock knock* "Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately" "But I'm having a poo" "We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"

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Voldemort: Knock Knock Harry potter: Who's there? Voldemort: You know. Harry potter: You know who? Voldemort: Exactly!!!

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Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up-who?

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Knock Knock Knock knock "Who's there?" "The pilot, let me in" Too soon?

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Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To go to the gay guys house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

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knock knock for the watch

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Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop

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Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis

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Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!

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Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!

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knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who?

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A Faster Than Light Neutrino Knock, knock. Who's there?

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !

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See if this carries thru in txt 1)Knock knock. 2)Who's there? 1)Interrupting chicken. 2)Inter.. 1)..BUK BKOCK!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !

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I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant

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I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that

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Knock knock. The game.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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