A Medieval Escort I've been down on my luck, but today I was finally offered a job as a medieval escort. Unfortunately, it means I will have to work fucking knights.
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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player? Because he Toots Uncommon.
"We need to talk". Thought the caveman.
Why did the caveman not take Viagra? Because he was rock hard.
Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!
In Ancient Days, Newscasters Kept You Updated On The Latest News Happening Flat The World.
Did you hear about the new viking movie staring the guy who played Han Solo? It's called Harrison's Fjord
Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings
Have a jewish friend who likes to make drinks. I have a Jewish friend who likes to make drinks. Hebrews them. Sorry if you expected a Jewish world war 2 joke, but I'm burnt out on those.
What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city? A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney.
A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers... and says "5 beers thanks".
A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers, please!"
What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal.
How are two gay guys who are perfect for each other similar to an Ancient Chinese Emperor? They both had a mandate from heaven.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun. A Roman-Catholic
Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning? Because he was in deNile
I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called "Hi Five" in Roman Numerals (HIV)
A Roman guy walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please!"
Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy.
A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please
Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.
What did Jesus say to the Roman guy that pissed him off? Don't cross me.
Twilight is the literary World War I: you thought this was as bad as it could get, but then WWII/Fifty Shades happened.