history jokes

whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other "hun" during the argument world war 3 begins

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles.

A World War II joke What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors."

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt

If I lived in medieval times I'd get laid a lot because "Would dost thou enjoy my penis shoved into thine lady parts? sounds fucking classy.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend? The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type.

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells.

Why should you never high-five a Roman? They might give you Hi-V back!

A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender, "Five beers, please."

One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups..

Best medieval joke you know. Go. "In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

A Roman walks into a bar and lifts two fingers He ordered 5 beers

I tried searching on Google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy'. It told me 'This Page Cannot Be Found'.

The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later.

"Ugh I sent so many drunk carrier pigeons last night" -medieval millennials

[highspeed chase] ANCIENT GREEK COP: Damn they're getting away *turns on Siren* [several nearby ships are lured to their doom]

What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX.

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec.

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure

What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !