Be sure to use the word "irony" correctly. It means when something's, you know, just weird.
language jokes
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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
What's a four letter word for "a butt load of fun"? Anal
- You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula.
LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word.
Whenever I utter the word 'sober' I wash my mouth out with alcohol.
I use the word "thingy" when I cant think of the word: Me- Are you picking up the "thingy's?" Wife- ...you mean your kids? Me- Dont judge me
In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill.
I'm hesitant to use the word "genius," but I just answered the last five questions on Sesame Street correctly.
What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor
Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun.
I lost my dictionary today. I can't find the words to express my dissapointment.
What's a ducks favourite snack? Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
Today's ebonic word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.
I'm the dog whisperer. I'll whisper the word "dog" 20.. hell, 30 times if the price is right
Trumps plan for the wall works. Look at China. They built a fucking wall and you don't see any Mexicans there. Edit: spelling
Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling
Bad grammar makes me [sic]
What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil? *thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
If you fail to take over a government... You've really screwed the [putsch.](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/putsch?s=ts)
What's your favorite word? 5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
[OC] I invented a word: plagiarism.
I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant
I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that