What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun
language jokes
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White guys can't say the N word But they can say "Won't happen again officer" and "Welcome home dad"
Spelling Errors? I don't do that typo thing.
I may not be able to use by the "N" word... But at least I can say things like "Hey Dad", and "Thanks for the warning Officer!".
[teaching my 3yo the alphabet] "Ok what's a word that starts with Q" cucumber "That's uh... I don't... let's pick this up again tomorrow"
My iPhone just autocorrected the word nigga to NIGGA, like whoa iPhone. You can't just go around yelling the N word. Jesus.
My favorite word is onomatopoeia.. I just like how it sounds
Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe word.
What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: "Mr" instead of "my"*
Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!
What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB
7 barges into bathroom while I'm showering, laughs & says "I saw your peanut." He either mispronounced a word or made a hurtful observation.
How do you comfort a grammar nazi? "There, they're, their."
4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.
Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious. I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone. Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally
Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word "crap".
Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, "surprise adoption".
Spelling error to avoid: "Biden" is the name of the Vice President, "bidet" is your butt-washer.
*interrupts eulogy* SOMEONE SAID THAT ALMOST WORD FOR WORD AT THE LAST FUNERAL
If you want to fool a Canadian into thinking you're also a Canadian, you only have to say one word. . . Chur-on-no
What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet
I haven't said a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted...