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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate? Dracula.
What's scarier than Donald Trump becoming president? Bernie Sanders becoming president.
Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show
If Trump becomes president... Orange will really be the new black
"How did the Russians help Donald Trump win the election?" They made the Democrats deliver on their promises of transparency.
What's the difference between a republican and a democrat? How much damage can their Weiner make...
What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence.
what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals
If con is the opposite of pro... ... then congress is the opposite of progress.
What do a Prostitute and a politician have in common? they both take money for lip-service.
I'm 97% sure President Reagan would be riding a horse through the Middle East right now punching terrorists in the face.
Spez tells us that we should take our time to vote today, because it "matters"... That's the fucking joke.
A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again.
What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind.
Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy.
"Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home" -Snoop Dogg
Why won't Derek Zoolander vote for Hillary Clinton? Because he can't turn left.
We need to run the government like a business. Specifically a Quizno's with a bat infestation, staffed by emotionally unbalanced retirees.
Today it was so cold in the morning that.. I saw a democrat with his hand in his own pocket.
The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer. One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex.
What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!
What does the president of Russia call his toilet? Vladimir's Poo Tin
"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."