Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton
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A politician set out to create the most jobs Crime creates lots of jobs - police, insurance, repairs, medical if its violent crime, lawyers... and so was born the criminal nature of politicians.
A life-long politician and an orange are on stage in front of millions of Americans. What do they do? They start insulting each other.
There are two things I hate in every politician: their face.
Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time.
what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals
What do a Prostitute and a politician have in common? they both take money for lip-service.
What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind.
So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Liar is such a harsh term, I prefer Politician
A debator turned politician ordered everyone with beards to go home and come back the next day. He wanted them touche-v it.
How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why will you never see a politician at your Concealed Weapons Permit class? Because people who purchase weapons legally are law abiding citizens.
What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician? A beggar has retained his integrity.
What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller.
Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican. Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers.
What's the difference between a diaper and a politician? When a diaper is full of shit, it gets discarded. When a politician is full of shit, it runs for president.
If someone's Twitter picture has 2 or more people in it, I write a letter to my senator.
Black man kills conservative politician! The final Fox News spin on Osama's death.
It is so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket
The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto.
When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist.