why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border
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Any golf jokes? Was hoping you guys would have a few golf jokes for when I play my first game tomorrow. From PG to R rated is fine with me ;)
What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!
Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn? Paint an endzone on it.
Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first.
My mom's so pessimistic... If there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances.
wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink
What's the best wood to make a golf club out of? Taiga Wood
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They gave her a basketball and told her to read.
The escalator at the gym is broken, this is BULLSHIT.
What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down? He was depressed.
Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics Even if you win, you're still fucking retarded.
Me: I have to lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise everyday. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet, eat healthy and hit the gym. Me: Is that cake?
I have to be honest, before the Winter Olympics I just thought Canada was a place Michael Moore made up.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul.
What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180
What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf.
Don't play pocket hockey... the referee is a dick!
Michael Sam has stepped away from football. He will now pursue his sacks elsewhere.
I never discriminate but there is one race I can't stand... The marathon. It's WAY too long a race!
Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it
I was at the gym last night and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in... Now I'm banned from the gym
Phoned up the local gym I phoned up the local gym and asked them if they could teach me the splits. They asked me how flexible I was. I said I can't make Tuesdays.