Why did the US citizen cross the road? To cross the border into Canada.
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What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug? Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.
What do Canadian squirrels eat? Eh-corns.
Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?
How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada.
119 years ago today a Canadian cargo vessel sank off the coast of New York, her cargo 50,000 cases of mayonnaise. And that's why we celebrate Sinko de Mayo
How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Ignorant person: "You're Canadian. You live in igloos, right?" Me: "You're American. You live in McDonalds', Right?
School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles. Better safe than sorry.
Whats the longest running Canadian joke? Terry Fox
What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut.
Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun): An unarmed american with health insurance
How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada
How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond? Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out " 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh".
Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.
Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first.
What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.
What's the difference between American and Canadian? A boat.
Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
I have to be honest, before the Winter Olympics I just thought Canada was a place Michael Moore made up.
If you want to fool a Canadian into thinking you're also a Canadian, you only have to say one word. . . Chur-on-no
Why do Nazis hate Canadian summers? They're mostly Julys.