What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack.
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What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer...
I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come."
Can't you see I'm on an important phone call with a host from QVC?
The cops arrested my phone yesterday. They charged it with battery.
My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American.
-Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
The Internet is the world's greatest source of things you don't really need.
I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep
Wife leaves: Ok. Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!
Grandson convinced his grandmother to make an email account. Grandson: Look, Grandma. Somebody already sent you an email. *(Click)* Grandmother: Why would I want to enlarge my penis?
Slept with my internet date... Got a virus
Kayne West gets arrested Officer: "Okay, Kanye you get one phone call." **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1
Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner.
What's the worst part about having Comcast internet? Loading...
why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!
Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address.
Below is an email that I sent to a certain presidential candidate a few months back: [deleted]
The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when I've clicked the wrong link.
Meeting friends for dinner. Can't find my phone so I'm bringing along a TV remote to stare at.