Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation? The HYAT
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There's a hotel with no bathrooms Its called the Holdinit Inn
Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has.
Q. What is black and white and screams? A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all.
A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies.
I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, "look mom, no hands."
There's a sign at the airport in Pristina Welcome to Kosovo Your car is already here
Two sex workers enter Trump's Russian hotel room. Sex worker: "On a scale of one to 10, how would you rate us?" Trump: "Urinate"
What do you call a bunch of Christmas nuts bragging about their sex lives in a hotel lobby? Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer.
An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: "Occupation?" The Israeli says: "No. I'm just visiting."
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a cooch across an airport; I'm sure they know NOT bacon
Where was the male lion's favorite vacation spot? Maine
classic germans Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
My son turns 18 today. I bought him a set of luggage for his birthday. Too forward? Maybe it's too forward.
Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones? Man: Yes, and how did you know my name was Phones?
Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion.
I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work
Some people are like Slinkies... Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
[going thru airport security] "Please turn your laptop on" *I start to stroke it's audio input* "That's not what I-' Me: No no it likes this
A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport.
What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist