What's Irish and stays out all year? Patty O'furniture.
irish jokes
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an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......
An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...
What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel? Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny.
An Irish man left the bar
What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese? Rady O'Gaga
Two Irish men walk into a bar.... What else is new?
IRISH EATS ITALIAN Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
I used to be Irish... Then I became completely full of ire.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)
Where do Irish people go for breakfast? Drunkin Donuts
What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. Until the library kicked me out....
Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.
What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid? One's a tragic Mick...
What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman? A redhead who can tan.
Hey my American friend, I heard you like Football jersey's so I got you the new Irish Kit!! *Um, Bro?*
My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out.
What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.
I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin.
A priest, a horse and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
why does traditional Irish chili only have 239 beans in it? ...if it had one more, it would be "teew faarty"
World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar...