A reporter asked Lil Wayne how sure was he that he contracted HIV. He said 100% positive
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Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'
Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD.
A news reporter was interviewing a man... who was a witness to a public masturbation incident. When asked why he did nothing to stop the perpetrator the man replied, "Well, he had it coming."
I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news.
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*
On CNN I just saw a headline that said "Reddit Revolts" My first thought was, "Mr. CNN reporter. You don't know the internet very well do you. Reddit is revolting every day"
if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you
How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!
Another way to get laid easily? Get a degree in journalism and become a game journalist.
Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.