musician jokes

Me and my Pink Floyd cover band played at an Epilepsy Awareness Concert... ... we absolutely killed!

What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door.

Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? The Da-da-defendant.

Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active.

Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor.

My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes.

"I like every kind of music except country" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants.

[car wreck] [hand reaches out] "Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback." [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs

This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person.

What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians? A drummer

Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap!

What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians A drummer

Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out.

What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption.

I'm going to start a 70's tribute band with some guys from the office. .. It's gonna be called watercooler and the gang.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison? He fingered a minor.

Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with "What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"

Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: He got in treble.

What is Madonna's least favourite band? Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly