musician jokes

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band.

A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat

Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion.

I started a food-themed 80's cover band called Durian Durian... ...but we broke up after everybody told us how much we stank.

I marched in a high school band, caught an armed robber, and sold girl scout cookies. All I was trying to do was find my car.

[solicitor reading my will] "He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose], He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard".

An eight-year-old kid says t his dad "When I grow up I want to be a musician." The dad says "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

reggae band i've just started playing triangle in a reggae band. i just stand there and ting.

I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters.

How can you tell that the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of *both* sides of his mouth.

TIL the band Tenacious D didn't actually sing the greatest song in the world It was just a tribute

Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.

Did you hear about the country band Brooks and Dunn splitting up? Yea, more than a couple years ago. You know what they said to each other when they split? "Hey Brooks, I'm Dunn."

I was going to tell a joke about a popular rock band, but.. I'm going to need A Day To Remember.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!

There was a U2 cover band playing at a bar last night... I hate to say it, but they were even better than the real thing.

I used to be in a band called Blank Cheque. After three years we were still unsigned.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice? The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

I'm in a band called "Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!" Check us out!

Why the musician sold his computer... It was baroque.

What do you call a naked musician? A Natural

Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band..

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC