When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn.
plumber jokes
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Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized. **x-post r/ScienceHumour**
When I lose my glasses I become a horrible plumber because I can't see shit.
A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks "where's the shit at?"
What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce "unionized"
I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream.
[OC] What did the blind plumber say? I cant see shit.
Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber
How do you make a plumber cry? Staple a frog to his forehead
A female plumber? Yeah, I'd tap that.
Do Not Be Racist ..... Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew
Local humor How can you tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch? He's the one with the clean finger.
I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream.
I've always wanted to be a plumber... but my friends all say it's just a pipe dream.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his entire family
Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth.
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.
Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to say the word **unionized**
How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized.
How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized.