The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full.
ai jokes
307 total · showing the first 120 · page 3 of 5
Relationship status: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU CALLED A STORMTROOPER A ROBOT
What do you say to a robot with a good looking bum? Nice Assimo.
Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either
What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? Steel wool
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? AI (Artificial Intelligence)
French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!
I will say something deep. I built a robot that digs. Deep.
i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck
"Siri, why am I single?" Siri: opens front face camera
What language does robot Marco run on? Rubio on rails
What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot.
Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Robot Doctor: "1".
'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito.
[nervously speeding up as I drive my date past a Taco Bell] SIRI: At frequent destination. Set this address as 'Home' address?
I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet.
I think I figured out why Al Gore thought he invented the internet. He just misheard the word "algorithm"
A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, "we don't serve robots." The robot replies, "oh, but some day you will."
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What do women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel
If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers.
What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm
What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0