ai jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A.I.D.S.

I told Siri to use Bing instead of Google.. We both laughed.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

Why did the robot become a museum curator? Because he was an Art-Offical Intelligence

What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG

I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade

People of North Korea: Please stop asking Siri where the food is.

the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing "the robot" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust... I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party.

Me:Siri, why don't I have any friends? Siri:*shows me my Google search history* M:Good call.

I joked about a robot uprising until I waved at an automatic paper towel dispenser and nothing happened. THEY'RE EVOLVING INTO PRETTY GIRLS!

Siri, fight Alexa.

Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, "what kinda robot does that one turn into?"

So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.

i wonder how many time-travelers accidemtaly went back in time instead of forward but then saw a knight & thought "wow look at this robot!!"

What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts.

What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm.

Why did the robot get the electric chair? Because he was charged with battery.

"SIRI, WHERE'S THE REMOTE?" -- "SIRI, BRING ME A BEER!" -- "SIRI, WHERE'S MY DINNER?" -- Wife: "She's either deaf, or had sex with you too."

Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm

"How dare you accuse us of cheating?" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on.

Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..

how does a robot laugh? 1010101010101