food jokes

What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but not eat it. Yes I know it's a repost. What did you expect, a new original joke every time? Now that's a joke.

If you smell burnt toast, you may be having a stroke... But if you also smell bacon then you're probably having breakfast.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!

What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai

There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the "chicken a la Hu-akbar."

I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity.

Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.

I like my women how I like my coffee. Big tits.

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well" said the cannibal "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool

I like my women how I like my coffee Cold

I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5.

My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.

What will Putin have for thanksgiving dinner? Turkey

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner? "Lettuce prey"

My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes... Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes...

I just had a wicked threesome on the kitchen floor. Me, Nyquil and Vodka. I'll be walking funny tomorrow!

Where do Irish people go for breakfast? Drunkin Donuts

Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"

I hate it when I try to impress a date by taking her to a nice restaurant and she orders something that isn't on my coupon.

The worktops in my kitchen were put in by a professional counter-fitter... Turns out they were fake.

Dinner Table Son = Dad,can you pass the salt? Dad = I don't know,can you pass the semester?

When I order pizza online, in the "Special Instructions for the Driver" box, I put "Tell me I'm a pretty princess". And they do. And I am.