I went to a homeless themed fancy dress last night. It was shit.Fcuk all food or drink and we stood outside in the rain all night.
weather jokes
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What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen
So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California.
Difference between rain in India and USA is that in USA the water disappears in 5 minutes. In India the road disappears in 5 minutes
Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron
Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe.
So how do monks stay warm in the snow covered peaks and whatnot? they have a shawl in temple
When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories.
Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....
The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain
Nothing says "I'm unemployed" like wishing for snow on Facebook.
I hope the rain keeps up so it won't come down.
don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather
What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry.
Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall.
How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone.
[Me flirting with a twenty something] Him: When last did you get lit? Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned.
Trump is like Hurricane Matthew The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it's going to be, but you can't help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning.
being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm
What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
You know you are Canadian when 0c and sunny is beautiful warm day...
Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object.
How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.