A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain.
french jokes
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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart
When someone asks for one of my french fries, I react like the majestic cheetah by snarling and taking my food to the top of a tree.
Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division.
Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, "Nice attack, 78 dead".
What do the French learn in basic training? How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
Mustard is the most vulgar of the condiments. Pardon my French's.
What is a french bakers lifestyle like? Its a life of pain
Why should you never date a French Horn player? Because every time you kiss, they'll try to shove their fist up your ass.
My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest
The French are a very religious people... I talked to some of them, and they are all *Je suis* this, an *Je suis* that.
I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today
Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st.
Why do credit cards not work in France? They don't understand the concept of charging.
How do you get info from a french dude? You est-ce que question
Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
I'm selling a used French rifle Never been fired, only dropped once.
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
What's a French egg's favourite airforce? L'oueftwaffe.
Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can.
The French name for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter translates literally to False Butter Has Entered Our Home
Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance
What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq.
The French government has issued a statement regarding the recent string of terrorist attacks. Oui surrender