What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it.
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Why is Paris the city of love? Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte
What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras
Why do the French like Easter? Because it's such a bonne idee.
What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!
Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!
If electricity takes the path of least resistance... why doesn't lightning only strike the country of France?
Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)
There was an explosion at a French cheese store Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie.
Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive
I've spent all day trying to convince people on Reddit I'm French. I give up.
What is the most common french saying? "nous abandonnons"
The French word for shoe insole is semelle, which they often do.
How many French people need to defend Paris? It isn't known, never tried.
"Dad, why is my sister called Paris?" "Because we conceived her in Paris." "Ahh, thanks Dad! " "You're welcome, Backseat."
Why French Fighter jet are name phantom? Because they don't exist.
Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there.
hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***
If electricity follows the path of least resistance... Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?
Why didn't Hitler ever order the French Dip sandwich when he went out to eat? Because he hated au jus.
what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe
NyQuil before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before Nyquil, never been a 30-foot panda on the French Riviera selling kites to angry trees.