Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Just taught my 15 year old German Shepard to play dead! Cocky bastard is trying to set a record too! Been that way for eight hours now...
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As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor.
A German, an American and a Russian...... A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured.
My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst.
Europe. Made in Germany.
A German tourist walks into a pie shop on Fleet Street in London And tells the lady behind the counter, "I would like to become a pie." And so he did.
Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives.
Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the iron curtains.
Son, what was the name of the german guy that hides my stuff? Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer
A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten. I guess you could say it was a bad yolk.
Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower.
NSFW What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time? Guden Tight
Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany? He got autobahned
German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin
My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it..."Anne's Franks"
How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right
Why were the German tomatoes drunk? Because they'd been on the vine.
The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil.
Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany.
My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth.
What do you call a German Pregnancy? A kinder surprise
A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies.