salesperson jokes

A girl says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker." He says, "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"

Knock-Knock, Whose There? "Peephole salesman!"

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

"I've turned over a new leaf" ~ me explaining to the nissan salesman that I had an accident on the test drive

I bought my son a pet snake and the salesman said "Be careful those snakes grow up to 20 feet" I said "Shut up...snakes don't grow feet!!!!"

The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,"are these ur babies? "No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints..

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

[my first day as hand dryer salesman] "this robot dries your hands with noise"

I used to be a door to door vacuum salesman... That shit sucked.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he's a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany? He got autobahned

Me: "I really like this car" Salesman: "Yeah and it also has a latch in case someone gets stuck in the trunk!" Me: "Eh, what else ya got?"

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish.... And a Bass Pro Shop salesman will eat for a lifetime.

"Say, farmer....." Traveling Salesman: "Say, farmer, where does that road go to?" Farmer: "Well, I lived here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet."

"Will you just be doing simple abductions? Do you need soundproofing? Shackle package?" - van salesman

Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*

me: "leave the door ajar on your way out" jam salesman: [visibly confused]

What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks.

Did you hear about the Mexican carpet salesman? He was sacked for only selling Underlay!

Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos. Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming.

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I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was... ...she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

What did they call the suave printer salesman? Prints Charming