artist jokes

A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, "What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"

Who is the richest painter ever? Monet.

I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art

Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB

[1st day at Subway] Boss: u said u'd done this before Me: [painting myself in marinara sauce] I'm really more of an abstract sandwich artist

Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?

What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ? Moo Nay !

[describing criminal to sketch artist] No, his eyes were closer together than that, like a concussed mouse. He had a Spanish skeleton.

told my Subway sandwich artist the toppings I wanted but then I whispered "love" so now I can't go to that Subway anymore

Whats the difference between a performance by a female pornstar and an act by an escape artist? One is a cunning stunt, the other has a stunning cunt.

Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art.

If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist... Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man.

hi What did the painter say to the paint can? A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? An Inkling.

When an artist covers another artist's song, it's flattering. When a comedian tells another comedian's joke, it's Carlos Mencia

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four.

A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks "What kind of truck do you want on it?" Gay guy says "It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."

Dear every hip hop artist: No, I don't know what you're saying. Maybe if you ask me another 36 times before the song is over.

What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist

What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold.