What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please
artist jokes
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Why did the artist go to the bakery? For shortening!
I had my blood drawn today. The artist was very nice.
Q: How did the artist paint a picture? A: Easel-y.
I was a house painter for five years I didn't think I'd ever finish that fucking house
I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter.
What do you call an escape artist dog? Basset Houndini
Why was Hitler such a bad painter He could only paint reichtangles
VICTIM: He had a beard & a scar SKETCH ARTIST: Is this him? VICTIM: That's Bart Simpson SKETCH ARTIST: Yeah I can only draw a couple things
you can pretend to be a tortured artist for like ages before people check if you really do art or not
(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt....
Did you listen to that song by the Muslim artist? It was like, the bomb!
What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud
What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?
What do you call a con artist panda? A bamboozler
What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job? He got suspended.
[Police sketch artist job interview] "How am I not qualified?" Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
My cat is an artist He drew blood
The only person who's never seen what a chef in a pizzeria looks like is the artist who draws the cartoon chefs on pizza boxes.
What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs? A condescending con descending.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore...
Sketch Artist: describe the man who attacked you Me: he had dark hair- Sketch Artist: one sec the Peanuts Character Creator is still loading