Did you hear about the boxer who became a comedian? Turns out he was pretty good at delivering punchlines. *I'm sorry*
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What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline.
Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer
What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders? He quit running.
My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me.
if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance
Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief.
Why didnt Jesus become a boxer? Crosses killed him.
Who envokes the most hatred out of male athletes? Caitlyn Jenner, because she's a far superior athlete to almost every man on the planet.
Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer.
BREAKING: Olympic athlete stripped of medal after urine sample shows traces of rubber, which is a band substance
A Mexican athlete finally got a medal at the Olympics. The police are still searching for him.
Listen, I might be 320 pounds but my doctor says I have the heart of a 20 year old athlete. Thank god he'd signed a donor card.
Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts? Your grandma.
If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears.
I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd
Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race? I've finally turned a corner in my career.
It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer
What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot? Missile Toe
Boxer briefs Digging my Dick out of boxer briefs, is like clawing gum out of shag carpet.
What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline
why does a boxer have miscarriages.... ...because she punch backs whenever the baby kicks
If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback.