A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
farmer jokes
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.
"Tell me" said the hiker to the local farmer "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No sir" replied the farmer "you'll have to go by yourself!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)
Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?
What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line? Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair? She couldn't keep her calves together.
Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)
What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch? Moo Mitch, get out the hay
Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award? Because he was always out standing in his field.
Q: Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? A: Because he is always pulling on his ears.
What's the best part about marrying a farmer? You get to grow old together.
If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5.
A farmer goes up to another farmer and says "if you can guess how many chickens I have... ...I'll give you both of them." TL;DR: OP is a fag.
[NSFW] What did the farmer say when he got caught watching porn? Amishamed of myself.
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "Where's my tractor"
What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?
What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? Shit for Brains
A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said "I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?" I said "Sure... 90."
One farmer says to another farmer... "You can get more sales out of your crops by canning." The second farmer looks and says, "I know, I can. I can."
You should always stay the night with a farmer's daughter... Their morning routine begins with a cock in their ear.
Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny.
I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years.
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.