Right now the owner of Men's Health magazine is beating an editor who forgot to include the phrase 'rock-hard abs' on this month's cover.
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Reporter: How do you feel that your proposal was turned down by Congress? Obama: Well, I've alw-- Biden: [grabs mic] TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT?
What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air? Lets get right into the noose.
Did you read the article about the automated journalist? The story writes itself.
Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!
Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation. The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone.
She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof.
[press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water
Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
I'm a journalist. My paper asked if I would write an article about bukkake I said "I've got it covered"...
When a Dutch reporter asked Arjen Robben what he was going to do after the world cup, he told him; I'm going diving in Mexico.
Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me.
Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop.
TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells "nailed it!" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic
A farmer wins $30 million in a lottery A reporter asks him if he's going to retire and he says "No, I'm just going to keep farming until it's all gone."
REPORTER: how does it feel that ur tweet got like 0 favs? ME: it made me laugh so I dont think its so bad R: how does it feel 2 be wrong tho
Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, "How's Hillary's head?" He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
A news reporter introduces his new co-worker on air This Justin
How do you make a journalist laugh? By giving them ar-ticles!
Reporter got asked about any survivors of a plane crash & said 'its up in the air'. Dude if it was up in the air we wouldn't be in this mess
I electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. Number 2 will shock them.
Journalist asks a neo-nazi "what do you have against foreigners?" "I have an axe"
I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. Number 2 will shock them.
(Trump rally) Trump: I'll take questions now. Reporter: How will you fix California's drought? Trump: More water. Crowd: *cheers wildly*